Cletus Pages

Thanksgiving!!

2011-11-21T19:04:00.003-05:00

What are you thankful for? I am thankful for my Punkin, Big J, and Dozer. As well as my family, friends, and my freedom. Here's to hanging out with family and friends and watching some football!!

Cletus

Columbus Blue Jackets Sold!!!

2011-11-21T16:39:00.002-05:00

You heard it hear first!!

In a shocking development, the Columbus Blue Jackets have been sold/traded to a local man here in Redick. Mr. B., a life long resident, has acuired the team in a deal that sent a Farm Wagon, two duck decoys and 3 ice fishing poles to Columbus in return for the Hockey team. When asked why he traded for the hockey team, Mr. B replied," Hockey team?? I thought I was getting a rare rifle called the Blue Jackman".

As to what he will do with the team, Mr. B said he would bring the team to Redick, his hometown. "I don't know much about hockey, but if I am going to own the team, I might as well move them up here. My model A's won't make it to Columbus and back". The Redick Kourier has found out that the team will play just behind the Redick Elevator, where the leaf dump is. While the new stadium is being built, the team will play its first few games at the Redick park, which is being flooded so there is ice for the team to play on.

In his first order of business, Mr. B has fired all the Blue Jacket players. "I want people with ties to Redick and the area to play for me", Mr. B said. In just as shocking news, Mr. B has acuired Lidstrom, Kronwall, Datzyuk, Zetterburg, Hudler and Yzerman from the Red Wings. He traded Mr. Illitch some land for the players. The land can be found 15 miles north of Redick. When asked who will be the GM and coach of the team, Mr. B repiled"It will be my daughter M and daughter in law S, they know hockey and will put a good team out", and as for the coach, only one person could control these guys, RM." When asked about his new job, R had this to say" I'm here to win games, no more comments for the rest of the year!!"

Here is the rest of the Redick Beaners Line up.

Line 1....RW M Branch...C...P Stump...LW R.U. When asked about being reunited with his long lost brother R, P had this to say."I'm really excited to see what we can do and to hug him after all the goals we score"

Line 2...RW...J Bean....C...J Tot...LW...M Twig. As to why a girl is on the team, management had this to say, "We are a family and family plays". When asked about how it will be to play on the same line as his kids, M had this to say," J and I have one job, protect my little girl J, take a cheap shot at her, and we will get you".

Line 3 is the Captain Morgan Line...(the Rummies)...RW...A Rummy....C....J Rummy....LW....L Rummy. When asked about having her 3 boys on the line, co-GM M said," L is the fearless one and will take care of his brothers".

Line 4 has LW...S Rummy...C...M E....and RW...D H. D returns for what will most likely be his last season. "I'm getting to old for this shit", he was quoted.

The defense will be anchored by The Man....The Polish Prince. He will be teamed up with new comer H H. These two have a lot of history together and should work well together.

The 2nd defensive pairing will be D W and Mr. Save Timeouts, G I. D is a very defensive defensman and will provide excellent support for the goalie. I a former football coach and drivers ed teacher will take up space on the blue line.

The 3rd defensive pairing is the Kung Fu line, with Ninja N Diaperass and new comer A Stump. A is also in martial arts and should help N put fear into opposing players with her kicks.

In goal for the Beaners are a pair of newcomers. The starting goalie is not afraid to lay down the law in front of his net. M G will bring years of knocking heads while being securtiy. Back up goalie is known for his concrete business. D "the concrete wall" B joins the team.

Fred the Donkey

The Lights are up!!

2011-11-21T16:26:00.000-05:00

The Christmas lights are up on the house. I might be putting more on this weekend, but not sure if I have enough room. My goal is to be like the Griswolds in a few yrs. And NO, I will not be turning them on until after Thanksgiving. Have to keep the tradition alive!!!

Cletus

Fuck you Matt Lauer!!!

2011-11-08T20:38:00.003-05:00

That's right, FUCK YOU!!! I heard that you are doing your stupid, Where in the World is Matt Lauer? again on NBC. Must be nice to travel all over the world and visit new places day after day while millions of Americans are out of work and would probably give their right arm to find at least part time work, let alone full time work. But you feel the people's pain right? You do your little interviews with people on the Today show about how tough it is out there and you make your concerned face so it looks like you care. You might be able to fool some people, but you are not fooling me. You make 17 million dollars a fucking year!!! and you have the balls to say it's tough out there. What's worse are that rumors have it that when your contract is up at the end of this year, you will be wanting 25 million a year!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374967/Matt-Lauers-plan-leave-Today-timed-power-play-net-25MILLION-salary.html You are a greedy piece of shit!! You what, sit on a chair or couch, read a prompter, act concerned when serious issues come up and you think you deserve 25 MILLION A YEAR??? Why do you think you need to make 8 million more than before? To help pay off all the women you have been fucking behind your wife's back? That is another topic for another post.

So in closing, I hope NBC tells you to get fucked and to take a hike. You are a no good, fake piece of shit.

FUCK YOU MATT LAUER!!!

Cletus

How to really "CHANGE" America!!!

2011-04-17T12:19:00.002-04:00

(this isn't mine so I won't take credit for it, but it is a great read.)

REAL CHANGE will ONLY happen if WE make it happen!!

Politicians, ALL politicians will not serve the common people of this nation until they ARE common people of this nation. Politicians are RICH to begin with or else they cannot run as an "effective" candidate. They do not relate to common people and speak only in euphemistic idealism and platitudes of populist idealism. None of which they have any intentions of following through with. Bush did it. Clinton did it, Obama is definitely doing it. There will be NO CHANGE with him, or anyone under the current "system" of government we now endure!

The truth is simple: REAL CHANGE will ONLY happen if WE make it happen!!

Time for us to get control of the incredibly dysfunctional form our government has devolved into and hit the "reset button." This will require an effort equal to what happened in Egypt and Tunisia, and trying to happen in Libya. Until we have common people in the legislature and running the government, you are just going to change the faces but NEVER SOLVE THE PROBLEMS. You may think these are unrealizable goals, but then, how realistic was it when the Colonial Army took on the British in the war for independence? We won that one, too, in case you've forgotten....

Here's were we begin "budget reform"....

Congressional Reform Act of 2012

1. Term Limits.
8 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two 4-year Senate terms
B. 4 Two-year House terms
C. One 8-year Senate term and Two 4-Year House terms
D. One 8 year term for Supreme Court Justices
If term limits are requisite for the President, Vice-President, and State Governors, then they most certainly are equally imperative based on the same principles for ALL of our legislators and even the judicial high seats.

2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/12. The American people did not make these contracts with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

9. Make all lobbyists and special interest groups illegal. They have no basis or rights for their existence except the greed of the oligarchs they represent. This is the heart of our dysfunctional government system. This is "legal bribery" in America and the Supreme Court has sanctioned it.

10. All campaign contributions, corporate or private, cannot exceed $250 max. No candidate can use their OWN money to campaign with. This violates the constitutional principles of equal opportunities for ALL people in the nation. If candidates qualify for federal campaign monies, then that is what they can use. Otherwise, they hit the trail like everyone else for the last 200 years.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

Cletus

The loud mouth himself, Rush Limbaugh

2011-02-13T15:20:00.002-05:00

Well since I talked about his boy Mark Steyn, I might as well talk about the man himself....LOL.

I on occasion listen to Mr. Limbaugh on the radio. It's not an everyday thing for me, but more like once or twice a month. And in my time listening to him, and from talking to others, I have one, no, make that two questions. Since Mr. Limbaugh thinks he knows everything, and has a comment for everything that goes on in politics and Washington D.C., why doesn't he run for Congress? Or better yet, Why doesn't he run for President? I mean, he is the first person to rip the Democrats and Republicans when they don't do things the way he would. He has an answer for everything. So why not take all that know-it-all knowledge and run for public office and fix everything? It's simple really....HE WOULD LOSE!!! Now before you people jump down my throat saying I am a liberal and shit, hold your horses. I am far from a liberal. I agree with some of the things Mr. Limbaugh says like, the majority of the media are liberal and only report stories that support their agenda, that President Obama has no idea what he is doing, etc.... Now, that being said lets get to why he doesn't run, well, at least why I think he doesn't. 1. He doesn't want to take a pay cut. 2. He likes his easy ass work schedule. 3. He would have to watch his mouth more and couldn't be El-rushbo that he is on the radio. 4. He doesn't want the responsibility of having to be accountable for his actions. Example...He wants to be as powerful as he can be, without being the one in charge, so that when shit goes bad, he isn't the one who takes the heat for failure. His ego couldn't handle it if he lost in an election or if he got into office, couldn't handle it if his ideas failed. 5. Even though he has a shit load of listener and followers, I still think he would lose because to many people don't like loud mouth people who think they are always right.

I'm sure I can't be the only one out there that has thought, why hasn't this know it all ran for any kind of public office. Until he does, I think he needs to tone it down a bit and not bust the balls or non balls of those in office already.

Cletus

What, no Egypt posts?

2011-02-12T22:00:00.002-05:00

I am shocked at you Cletus. Shocked that you haven't said anything about the mess going on over in Egypt. I just have one question. Ok, its more of a statement than a question. If this whole thing went on when George W. Bush was President, we all know the mainstream media, NBC, CBS, CNN, etc...would be saying it's his fault for not doing something earlier, or that he should have taken a stronger stance while it was going on. But with the media's boy in power, they haven't said shit about it. Well, except for Fox News. Why might you ask haven't the others said anything negative about how Obama has handled it??? Anyone...anyone...Bueller?? Bueller??...it's because they are LIBERAL media outlets. They won't criticize the chosen one.

Here is an interesting fact....did you know that Sarah Palin had, (as of the 2008 election) more government and political experience than Obama did? The only reason he won was because the people were sick of George Bush and the Republicans. You could have had a trained monkey run and they would have won that election. The only good thing to come out of that election was that by a Democrat winning, it meant that Hilliary Clinton can't run for President in 2012.

Anyway, if it were up to me, I would tell Egypt that they are on their own. Why should we waste our tax dollars on supporting them? We give them 1 billion dollars a year!!! Do you know how many homeless people and those who are struggling to make ends meet that would help? But if our government had that money, we all know they would fuck it up and spend it on stupid shit like studying the reproduction habits 3 legged horned frogs.

Keep on questioning those in power and keep up the good fight!!!

God Bless you all,

HeeeeeHaaaaw!!!

Fred the Donkey

Ultimate Warrior - Unstable Video

2011-02-12T20:02:00.000-05:00

FUCK YOU MARK STEYN!!!

2011-02-09T20:24:00.003-05:00

I'll get right to the point. This commercial aired on during the Super Bowl this past Sunday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKL254Y_jtc

The following day, Mark Steyn, a radio idiot was filling in for Rush Limbaugh. He started off the show ripping this commercial and saying it cost the tax payers 9 million dollars. (Chrysler got bailed out by the U.S. Government by using tax dollars) He also said some other stuff which you can read here...http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2011/02/limbaugh_guest_host_mark_steyn.html

He forgot to say in his rant, that Chrysler has been paying back its loan to the Government. And that their sales of cars have been going up. That is to positive to focus on. Instead, lets focus on the 9 million in tax dollars that Chrysler spent for the commercial. (for those of you who don't know, the Super Bowl draws the highest ratings for any show yearly, and to put a commercial on during the Super Bowl cost roughly 3 million dollars every 30 seconds.) Since that commercial has aired, Chrysler has made a shit load more money than the 9 million it spent. Plus last time I checked, to make money, you have to spend money!!

What makes this even better is that this douchebag is Canadian. Yes, he is from America Jr!!!, but he lives in America. Hey buddy, if you don't like what happens here, GO HOME!!! Go back to the country that isn't shit without the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

Cletus

The President is a LIAR!!!

2011-01-26T19:53:00.002-05:00

Yes folks, that's right. Mr. Barrack Obama is a LIAR!!! He admitted it during his state of the union speech last night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZdEmjtF6HE is where you can find the Presidents 2011 state of the Union. His LIE is at 5:42 mark.

First some background on it. Back when George W. Bush was President(the 2nd one for you melon heads out there) he got some long term tax cuts passed. (he was also a Republican) And since then, year after year Democrats have cried about the tax cuts and wanted them overturned. Those tax cuts were supposed to run out at the end of 2010 and go back to the rates that they were. This would have raised taxes for everyone and all businesses. But with the economy still in the dumps and none of Obama's plans for fixing it working, the Democrats came up with the idea of extending the tax cuts for another 2 yrs. to help jump start the economy and to help businesses. WTF!!!??? For the last 6 yrs or so they have been bitching about the Bush tax cuts not working, now all of a sudden they want to extend them to help the economy and businesses?!?!?! So when a republican is the President they throw a bitch fest, but when a Democrat is in charge, lets extend the tax cuts.

Now back to Obama's lie. At 5:42 into his speech he will say "Thanks to the tax cuts we passed" BULL FUCKING SHIT!!! YOU DID NOT PASS ANY TAX CUTS!!! ALL YOU DID WAS CONTINUE THE BUSH TAX CUTS!!! Funny how when Bush was in office, Obama and the Democrats were against the BUSH TAX CUTS, but when Obama gets in, they take credit for cutting our taxes when all they did was EXTEND THE BUSH TAX CUTS, the same ones they were so adamantly against in the first place.

So as you can see Obama and the Democrats are LIARS and are taking credit for something they opposed and that someone else did.

Cletus

The Return...

2011-01-01T08:35:00.002-05:00

The Return

It's Merry Christmas, not happy holidays
Fuck Obama and his supporting baby killing ways
It's been a while, but now I'm back
Not much has changed, except for my freshly waxed sack
Don't worry, it's still the same old me
I'm so good, it doesn't burn anymore when I pee
Things are bad out there, I should know
I tried to become a greeter at Wal-mart and they said no
Some of you might say I'm fucked in the head
It's ok, just ask your wife who is in my bed
Enough of the words that sound the same
It's time to free style and show you I'm not lame...

Don't fuck with my family, it's something you don't want to do
You will end up being face to face with the ground
I'm just kidding, maybe I'm not
Only one way to find out, but you don't want to
Such a life I live, it's the best in the world
Nothing can compare to how I live
Drinking beer, shooting deer, drinking beer
It's the only way to do things
Why are so many people in bad moods?
I'm talking about the ones who have jobs
If you don't like your job then quit
I don't want to hear you bitch about working
To many people are sitting at home
while you are crying about doing work
So shut the fuck up and do your job
and be thankful for what you have
I'm getting tired of writing so I'm going to go
Don't worry, I'll be back
This is just the beginning of...
THE RETURN

Cletus

Hit counter changes...

2010-12-23T21:05:00.000-05:00

I had to reset the hit counter and change it. The old one went back to zero for some reason. Only a few more days until THE TRASHMAN makes his return!!!

Fred the Donkey

He's coming back!!!!

2010-12-02T19:59:00.002-05:00

When a man's heart is full of deceit it burns up, dies, and a dark shadow falls over his soul. From the ashes of a once great man has risen a curse, a wrong that must be righted. We look to the skies for a vindicator, someone to strike fear into the black heart of the same man who created him. The battle between good and evil has begun. Against an army of shadows comes the Dark Warrior, the purveyor of good, with a voice of silence, and a mission of justice.

Coming January 2011, The TRASHMAN is coming back!!!

Fred the Donkey

Gun Control...

2009-08-21T12:00:00.001-04:00

I don't care if you are Republican or Democrat. This current administration is the worst in my lifetime by far. Anyone with half a brain that voted for Obama should now see how bad a judgment they made. Redeem yourselves and put a stop to the ridiculous bill they are trying to pass below.

Concerning the Blair-Holt proposed legislation.

Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It may require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun. This bill was introduced on Feb.. 24. This bill will become public knowledge 30 days after it is voted into law. This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986. This means that the Finance Committee can pass this without the Senate voting on it at all. The full text of the proposed amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage, http://www.senate.gov/ You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099. You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do. Please send a copy of this e-mail to every gun owner you know.
Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill. If it passes, gun owners will become criminals if you don't fully comply. It has started. Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009. Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar.

To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information.

Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless:

-It is registered -You are fingerprinted -You supply a current Driver's License -You supply yourSocial Security # -You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing -Each update - change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25 - Failure to do so you automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail. -There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305 stating a child-access provision. Gun must be locked and inaccessible to any child under 18. -They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun safely away from accessibility to children and fine is punishable for up to 5 yrs. In prison.

If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this. It is long and lengthy. But, more and more people are becoming aware of this. Pass the word along. Any hunters in your family pass this along.

This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have no defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished before anyone realizes it.

This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not.

If you take my gun, only the criminal will have one to use against me. HR 45 only makes me/us less safe.

Please.. Copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the USA , whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun control. We all should have the right to choose.

Two criminals were crucified with Christ. One was saved; do not despair. One was not; do not presume."
Saint Augustine

The New Health Care...

2009-08-12T15:48:00.001-04:00

I got this in an email. Pass it on to everyone you know.

Subject: Fw: SENIOR DEATH WARRANTS
--- On Fri, 8/7/09,

I can vouch for this to a degree. Wednesday, I was at the doctor whom I
have been going to since we moved down here (he is the one who discovered
my cancer). I have to get a very expensive shot every 3 months ($3000)
that is designed to keep the PSI down and help to prevent a recurrence of
the cancer. Has some uncomfortable side effects, and I was questioning
the need to continue with it, which he assured me was necessary. He then
asked how old I was, and when I replied 70, he said that if this
legislation goes through as intended by the powers that be, that I
probably would not be able to get it next year, as that would be money
better spent on someone else with greater longevity. I would be referred
to someone to "counsel" me.

I asked him why the AMA had recently endorsed the plan. He replied that
only about 15% of the nation's doctors were members of AMA, and most of
them were not really on the front lines of doctorhood but in some other
areas of medicine. He said he was a member, but would not be after this
membership year.

This man got part of his training in London , and practiced in Canada for
16 years before coming to the US, and he has no use for socialized
medicine, regardless of how you wrap it, or what kind of bow to put on
it. He said that we have a shortfall of around 400,000 doctors at the
present time, and many of today's doctors are of the baby boomer
generation who are nearing retirement and/or will decide to hang it up
rather than deal with the results this is sure to bring.

Scary, my friends. The picture for our age group is not pretty.

ALL THE MORE REASON TO PUT YOUR FAITH IN GOD, NOT GOVERNMENT.

SENIOR DEATH WARRANTS:

In England anyone over 59 cannot receive heart repairs or stents or
bypass because it is not covered as being too expensive and not needed.
Obama wants to have a healthcare system just like Canada 's and England's.

I got this today and am sending it on.
If Obama's plans in other areas don't scare you, this should.
Please do not let Obama sign senior death warrants.

Everybody that is on this mailing list is either a senior citizen, is
getting close or knows somebody that is.

Most of you know by now that the Senate version (at least) of the
"stimulus" bill includes provisions for extensive rationing of health care
for senior citizens. The author of this part of the bill, former senator
and tax evader, Tom Daschle was credited today by Bloomberg with the
following statement:

Bloomberg: Daschle says "health-care reform will not be pain free. Seniors
should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of
treating them."

If this does not sufficiently raise your ire, just remember that our
esteemed Senators and Congressmen have their own healthcare plan that is
first dollar or very low co-pay which they are guaranteed the remainder
of their lives and are not subject to this new law if it passes.

Please use the power of the Internet to get this message out.
Talk it up at the grassroots level. We have an election coming up in one
year and five months. And we have the ability to address and reverse the
dangerous direction the Obama administration and its allies have begun and
in the interim, we can make their lives miserable. Lets do this!

The New American Revolution!!!

2009-07-09T14:11:00.002-04:00

This guy 's video on youtube has been so popular that Obama
called him personally. He said that he was very disturbed with the video and
invited him to the White House. Obama also said he wanted the White House to
handle the Press and not to talk about the video or the White House visit.
That's interesting.
Watch it now. This may be the best six minutes invested in
your future
You may have to turn your Sound Control up some.

Tell your friends about this. Send them the link to my page or to you tube to see the video. Enough is enough. It's time that we the people of the United States of America, take back our country!!!

Cletus

Obama, the NON American...

2009-06-26T10:32:00.001-04:00

AP- WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move certain to fuel the

debate over Obama's qualifications for the presidency, the group Americans

for Freedom of Information has Released copies of President Obama's college

transcripts from Occidental College . Released today, the transcript

indicates that Obama, under the name Barry Soetoro, received financial aid

as a foreign student from Indonesia as an undergraduate at the school. The

transcript was released by Occidental College in compliance with a court

order in a suit brought by the group in the Superior Court of California.

The transcript shows that Obama (Soetoro) applied for financial aid and was

awarded a fellowship for foreign students from the Fulbright Foundation

Scholarship program. To qualify, for the scholarship, a student must claim

foreign citizenship. This document would seem to provide the smoking gun

that many of Obama's detractors have been seeking.

Along with the evidence that he was first born in

Kenya and there is no record of him ever applying for US citizenship, this

is looking pretty grim. The news has created a firestorm at the White House

as the release casts increasing doubt about Obama's legitimacy and

qualification to serve as president. When reached for comment in London ,

where he has been in meetings with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown,

Obama smiled but refused comment on the issue.

Britain 's Daily Mail has also carried the story in

a front-page article titled, Obama Eligibility Questioned leading some to

speculate that the story may overshadow economic issues on Obama's first

official visit to the U.K.

In a related matter, under growing pressure from

several groups, Justice Antonin Scalia announced that the Supreme Court

agreed on Tuesday to hear arguments concerning Obama's legal eligibility to

serve as President in a case brought by Leo Donofrio of New Jersey . This

lawsuit claims Obama's dual citizenship disqualified him from serving as

president. Donofrio's case is just one of 18 suits brought by citizens

demanding proof of Obama's citizenship or qualification to serve as

president.

Gary Kreep of the United States Justice Foundation

has released the results of their investigation of Obama's campaign

spending. This study estimates that Obama has spent upwards of $950,000 in

campaign funds in the past year with eleven law firms in 12 states for legal

resources to block disclosure of any of his personal records. Mr. Kreep

indicated that the investigation is still ongoing but that the final report

will be provided to the U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder. Mr. Holder has

refused to comment on the matter.

The reinforcements are here...

2009-06-19T19:03:00.005-04:00

As you can see in the two pics, I have 3 fox squirrels attacking my bird feeder. I couldn't get them all in one pic. That makes 5 total squirrels now. 3 fox and 2 black squirrels. There were four fox squirrels, but the fourth one has gone missing in action.

I voted Democrat...

2009-06-18T09:38:00.003-04:00

I voted democrat
because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse

I voted democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% perfectly fine.

I voted democrat
because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I ever could.

I voted democrat
because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

I voted democrat
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that 911 is all I need to protect my
family.

I voted democrat
because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't drive a VW Kombi bus.

I voted democrat
because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits.

I voted democrat
because I believe left-wing judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit the fringe kook
elements.

I voted democrat
because my head is so firmly planted up my rectum it is
impossible for me to see a different point of view.

"A democrat is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own."

More squirrel pics...

2009-05-30T09:54:00.004-04:00

Sent out a recon team and they took these pics of the enemy raiding the feeder. The top pic is when they had him cornered in the tree. He came at them and we lost one man. He will not be forgotten. It's time we kick ass and chew bubble gum, and we are all out of gum!!!

It's time for WAR!!!!

2009-05-29T15:24:00.003-04:00

Yes, that is a squirrel hanging with his back feet from the tree, and with the rest of him hanging on my bird feeder. He knocked it down once already, and was hanging on it a few weeks ago, but this is the final straw. He fired the first shot and now it is a full out war against him. He also has a buddy helping him, a black squirrel, but he ran off before I could get a photo of him. I will keep you updated as how this pans out.

***UPDATE*** Not ten minutes after I made this post the black squirrel was hanging on the feeder as you can see in the pic.

Cletus

Obama, the Anti-Christian...

2009-03-18T18:18:00.000-04:00

WASHINGTON – The Obama administration on Wednesday formally endorsed a U.N. statement calling for the worldwide decriminalization of homosexuality, a measure that former President George W. Bush had refused to sign.

I just read that on Yahoo News. I say horse fucking shit!!! First he makes it easier for women to get an abortion and makes us tax payers pay for it, gives more money to Embryonic Stem Cell Research, which kills life, and now this. He will be the end of us all.

Fred the Donkey

Partial Birth Abortion...

2009-03-10T21:59:00.004-04:00

This is how they perform Partial Birth Abortions. What they don't show is that after they suck the brains out of the baby, they throw it away. How can you tell me that this is not murder!!!

Cletus

2009-03-09T19:28:00.001-04:00

Fred the Donkey

Embryonic Stem Cell Research is Murder!!!

2009-02-23T19:34:00.005-05:00

Yes, that's right, it is murder. They take an embryo, which is what happens when a sperm and egg join together and is when life starts, and destroy it and get the cells out of it to try and cure diseases. So, like abortion, they kill for no reason and claim it's for the greater good. Embryonic Stem Cell research has been around since 1997 and has been killing embryo's for no reason. They have not found a cure for any disease or illness by using this method of stem cell research. Now, if you take Adult Stem Cell Research, it has found around 70 cures and treatments in the 25 years it has been around, and has not killed a single embryo. So why do people still think that embryonic stem cell research is good???....cause they are fucking ignorant. That, and all the money that they get from the government for research.

And to top it all off, our President, Barrack Obama is in support of embryonic stem cell research. So he thinks it is alright to kill innocent babies with abortions, and to kill living embryo's. And he said he is going to sign, FOCA...the Freedom of Choice Act. This will force American taxpayers to fund aboritons, force all the states to allow partial birth abortions, which is when a baby's body is pulled from the womb, but still has it's head still inside the vagina and they drill a hole in the back of the babies head and suck the brains out and throw it in the trash. It will also strip parents of their right and responsibility to be involved in their minor daughter's abortion decision. This man calls himself a committed christian???...I call him a committed hypocrite and a committed BABY KILLER!!!

Spread the word about how bad FOCA is and contact your congress person and tell them not to support it!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Cletus

Where's Hollywood now???

2009-02-14T09:22:00.002-05:00

As many of you know, there was a plane crash in New York the other day, Flight 3407. My prayers and thoughts are with the families of all who lost their lives.

Now, where the fuck is HOLLYWOOD??? That's right, where are they? I want to see them on t.v. raising money for the families of those who lost their lives like they did for the people on 9/11. If they don't then they are a bunch of hypocrites who only do stuff like that when it will make themselves look better. Both days were tragic, innocent people died, so why not get on t.v. and have fundraisers and stuff like they did for the 9/11 tragedy?? I will tell you why, because most of them are self centered conceited assholes who only think of themselves and not anyone else. They do stuff for others, but only when it will make themselves look good. To the ones that do help others, GOD bless you, for those who just do it for their own accord, FUCK YOU!!!

I'm sure I will catch some shit for this, cause I am comparing this to 9/11. Innocent people that did not want to die, died on both of those days. Either help out everytime or don't help out at all.

Merry Christmas,

Cletus

VOTE FOR ME IN 2016!!!

Time to spout off!!!

2009-02-11T11:12:00.002-05:00

It's been a long time since I posted, and I have some things to get to, so hear goes.

Obama.....Well, I support the president, but not his policies. I'm sure some people are going to say well how can you support him and not his policies. That's easy, it's like everyone else saying, " We support the Troops but not the war". Doesn't make sense does it, but if the majority of the people can say it, then so can I.

I have one question to everyone out there, the media included. If Obama fails to come through on all his promises he made, and the country is worse off and we are still in the recession, are you going to give him the 3rd degree that you gave President Bush when he failed on things? Let's say Obama runs the country right into the ground and we are in a depression and all that bad stuff. Are you going to be critical of him and question him and challenge him on the things he did? I say NO you will not. Why? Because everyone is afraid that if they do, they will be labeled a racist for doing so. Well, I say fuck it. What happened when Obama let those "so called terrorists" go from the base in Cuba? A lot of them went and joined back up with the Taliban and other terrorists. Yeah, good going there Prez. Turn the enemy loose so that they can plot our demise. And all the Human rights people bitching about how we can't hold them there, then when they want to move them to the states, those same people bitch cause they don't want them in their state prisons. Make up your fucking mind people!!!

People who bitch about not having enought money...I have been laid off for almost 3 months and am doing fine when it comes to money. I haven't had to touch my savings or anything to pay all my bills. I am just getting unemployment and using that to still be ok. For the un-informed, I have a house, and all the bills that come with it, and am planning a wedding. I am not bitching at all about not having enough money. You people who are bitching need to get over yourself and cut your spending. Stop going out to eat, stop buying shit you don't need. And if worse comes to worse, get rid of your cable and internet service. It's not rocket science people.

A-Rod....You steriod taking, no good cheating mother fucker. You are a piece of shit. First you lie saying you never done them, now, when you get found out, you come clean. I bet if it wasn't for you getting found out, you wouldn't have said shit. You are a joke and a lying piece of shit. All athletes in all the sports that cheat and use steroids should be kicked out of the sport for life. I have a way to get drugs out of sports, test them every week. If you are caught, you are gone. End of story.

That's all I have for now. GOD bless you all and America,

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Cletus

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

2008-12-26T12:40:00.002-05:00

Merry Christmas everyone!!! I hope you and yours had a fun and safe Christmas.

If I have offended you, or upset you with what I have posted on here I am sorry. That was not my intent. I just give my point of view on things. Yes, at times it is kinda extreme, but that is who I am. I get worked up and go on rants and don't think about who is going to read this and get offended. If I have offended you I am sorry.

I wish all the people who read this nothing but the best in the upcoming new year.

God Bless all of you!!!!

Merry Christmas from the Trash Family!!!

Cletus

Vote for me in 2016!!!!

It's election time...

2008-11-03T20:53:00.002-05:00

Plain and simple. If you want higher taxes and more government involvement in your everyday lives, and babies killed everyday, then vote for Obama. He wants to and will raise your taxes, make government bigger and have it control everything, and will support Abortion Clinics. I sent an email to the Obama campaign asking how, he can support abortion. On the Obama website, it says he is a committed christian. One would think that would entail believing in God and his son Jesus and in the beliefs of Christianity. I asked them, since he is a committed christian, and if he believes in God and his son Jesus, how can he support abortion. This is what they sent me....

Dear Friend,

Thank you for contacting Senator Obama to advise him of your opposition to abortion. We appreciate your strong feelings on this difficult matter.

Senator Obama believes that every abortion is a personal tragedy, and he has struggled deeply with this issue. He believes that government must do better at encouraging alternatives to abortion. And he supports proposals to decrease the costs of adoption and make the process easier. He cosponsored the Prevention First Act with pro-life Senator Harry Reid, a bill which seeks to expand access to preventive health care services that help reduce unintended pregnancies, reduce the number of abortions, and improve access to women's health care. Education and counseling services are also important and should be expanded.

In the final analysis, however, Senator Obama believes that only a woman, her family, her doctor and her conscience should make the deeply personal decision of whether or not to end a pregnancy. For women who choose it, he will work hard to keep abortion safe, legal and rare—in line with the Supreme Court decision in Roe v. Wade.

This is a controversial issue, and we appreciate your deeply held beliefs. Thank you again for contacting us.

Sincerely,

Obama for America

It says in there that he thinks it is ok to kill babies. I also would like to note the absence of anything having to do with his religious beliefs, when I asked if he is a true committed christian, then how can he support this.

Now to the fun stuff. If it is legal for a doctor and the mom to kill a child, then why can't I kill anyone I want? If they can take a life then why can't I? Why can't I go up to someone on the street and shoot them in the head? It's against the law to take a life....hey, the doctor and mother can kill, so why not throw them in jail? Is it because the person does not want to die? Because if it was up to them, they would want to live? If you answered yes to those two questions, then do you think that a baby wants to die? That they say, "Sure mom, don't let me make the choice to live or die, but have the doctor rip my head off with some forceps". Let the child grow up.

Now, we aren't even close to being done, onto another part of that. If I knock up a girl, and she wants to get an abortion and I want to keep the baby, I am shit out of luck. She can kill it and I can't do anything about it. But if she wants it and I don't, she can have it. I'm getting fucked here. But it gets better. If she can kill the baby when I want it, and she can have the baby when I don't want it, then if she has it and I don't want it, she shouldn't come after me for child support. I don't want anything to do with the child, but yet I will have to pay. But she can kill the baby and I have no say. How is that fair?

Abortion is wrong anyway you look at it. It kills innocent babies. The baby that is killed could be the next Einstein, or a great inventor or doctor that cures cancer or something. You never know. But instead the woman can go to the doctor and deliever the baby feet first, but keep the head in the womb, and the doctor can drill a hole in the back of the head and suck out the brains and throw the baby in the trash. That is partial birth abortion, and is still legal and Obama supports it.

Vote for life and vote for McCain, or you can vote for a baby killer.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

vote for me in 2016!!!

Cletus

I give you the T.P.T.P.!!!!!!

2008-10-08T21:02:00.002-04:00

You all know the Republican Party, and the Democratic Party. All though I am more republican than democrat, I cannot fully pledge myself to either party. So, I figured I would start my own party. The T.P.T.P. Yes, the T.P.T.P. The Trailor Park Trash Party!!! Why the T.P.T.P. and not just pledge myself to one of the big two? Because both those parties are fucked up with corruption and old people that are to set in their ways to change and actually help the country. And because I can, that's why.

Here is a quick take on my stance on abortion. There will be more to come on it, but I promised my take on it, and here it is. Abortion is MURDER!!!! It is wrong and should be outlawed. Why is it ok to kill innocent babies??? It's not. I could go on and on, but I won't right now. It's getting late and I am tired and will go to bed soon. I will write a lot more on this. And if you get disturbed easily, then I say do not read what I post about it. Here is a taste of what I will go into. One type of abortion, they take tongs, or forceps and basically pull the unborn child out of the vagina piece by piece. Sounds fun doesn't it.

So until next time, toodles.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Cletus

Predictions...

2008-10-02T18:57:00.003-04:00

I'm going to predict the future here. It has to do with the Presidential race and the economy. Well, it's what the media and Democrats will say anyway. If McCain wins and the economy stays shitty, they will say, "See, McCain couldn't fix it". If McCain wins and the economy comes around, they will say, " The economy was due to come back after the downward spiral we were on." They will blame Mcain if it stays bad, but will not praise him if it goes good again. Now, if Obama wins and the economy stays bad, the media and Democrats will say," Bush fucked the economy up so bad the last eight years, it will take time to fix it". If Obama wins and the economy turns around, they will say, "See, we told you Obama was the right choice." I'm sure the Republicans will say the same thing but different. (you people know what I mean). There is to much politics in Washington D.C..

We need to vote in Cletus. He will get out the politics and bullshit that is going on in there. And he cannot be bought. He is for the people!!!

Vote for Cletus!!!

Fred the Donkey

We are still getting fucked!!!

2008-09-09T20:36:00.002-04:00

As of right now the price per barrel is $102.06. Then why did the price of gas at the pump go up today??? It's about 3.85ish in the metro Detroit area. It was that price when oil was 20-30 dollars higher per barrel. The oil companies, the ones like Mobil and BP and the others are the ones to blame for this. I'm not letting the oil producing companies off the hook, but they have helped a little by getting the price per barrel down. The reason the price is high at the pumps is so simple. The oil companies are fucking us over. They are making record upon record high profits, and with the price per barrel actually going down, they stand to lose some money. So instead of lowering the price to correlate with the price of oil, the continue to keep it up so they can make more and more money. It is total and complete bullshit!!!

I have a challenge to all you people out there. Write, call or email your congress person and tell them to stop letting us get fucked in the ass!!!! If enough of us do it, hopefully it will work.

As your President, I will not let this shit happen. Coming soon is my take on abortion, which, let me tell you, will be a good one to read.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

Cletus

Democratic National Crock of shit!!!!

2008-08-25T21:42:00.002-04:00

HeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaw!!!!!

That's right folks, today is the start of the Donkey Convention. You would think as a Donkey myself, I would support these people. NOPE!!! Not gonna happen. They are to liberal and want to take away to many of my rights as an American. They are about government control and not letting the people live the way they want to live. I just watched good old Teddy Kennedy talk and he was all fired up. Saying how with the win of Obama that they will unite and end diversity and stuff. Most of what I heard was....blah...blah...blah. Ok, I have a question for ya Teddy, if McCain wins, will you still be talking about ending diversity in Congress and work with the Republicans and not against them? I'm guessing......NO!!! I'm sure we will hear more crap throughout the week at this convention, and then more crap when the Elephants have there little get together later.

All this talk about working together is all, well, Donkey shit. You say it now so you sound good for the people and get the votes you need to win, then when the election is over, you do what is good for yourselves, and not the people. We, the United States of America need a new voice in politics, and no it is not Obama. Or as I have seen on the back of a big rig truck, NObama. He has been in politics to long and is just saying whatever he has to, to get your vote. All he has to do is be anti-Bush and people will cheer him. Well no shit!!! It don't take a genius to figure that one out.

Cletus is the man for the job. He will not put on a front and be fake. He will tell it like it is even if it hurts his own campaign. But, he will have two things going against him when he does go for president. He will be only 36, and they will say he is too young to lead, and the other is that he is a practicing Roman Catholic. No one in government will want someone who believes that strongly in his faith and religion to lead the country. They are trying to keep God out of the government. Without God none of us would be here. I could go on and on, but that is a different debate for a different time.

Vote for Cletus!!!! It's the natural choice.

Fred the Donkey

Losing our swagger...

2008-08-14T18:47:00.002-04:00

That's right, we, the United States of America are losing our swagger. I remember when the U.S. was number 1 in the world, the boss,(no not Springsteen), the big brother so to speak. We would say jump, and everyone else would start jumping. Now if we say jump, we get laughed at. Iran, and Russia are two, of many, that laugh at us. Our words have no meaning to them. It's bullshit if you ask me. Why are we like this?...Whose to blame?....How about all the Americans that talk bad about America? How many celebrities and politicians talk down about us? To many if you ask me. Why not talk good about the country where you are free and can do anything you want instead of whine and cry about how things are? As your president, I will do my best to shut these people up, and to help get back the respect the United States deserves around the world.

I am Cletus Trash, and I will be your President in 2016!!!

Merry Christmas and God bless America!!!!

Cletus

More gas pricing crap...

2008-08-12T16:31:00.003-04:00

As of right now, the price per barrel of oil is $113.01. That is what, roughly $34 less than when it was at it's all time high. So how come the price at the pump is still high? I know Fred the Donkey touched on this a while ago, but I did some researching. The last time that the price of oil per barrel was $113, the average price of gas at the pump was roughly $3.50 per gallon.(I found a website that had the history of gas and oil prices, and you had to type in a city, and I used Detroit, because that is the biggest city near me). $3.50!!! Then how come gas is still anywhere from $3.76-3.89 per gallon??? (At least in the metro Detroit area. I don't know what it is in other parts of the nation) That's 25 cents more per gallon. I heard that the reason they are keeping the price high at the pumps is because the oil they bought was at a higher price and they need to make money on it. If they put the price lower they would lose money. If that's the case, then when gas gets lower, and if the price of oil goes up, then keep the price low until we use it all, instead of jumping the price at the pump up by a lot.

In closing, we are still getting fucked in the ass by the big oil companies!!! As your President, I will make sure that the oil companies don't pull this shit anymore!!!

VOTE FOR ME!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Cletus

It's time for a change...

2008-08-10T19:07:00.002-04:00

I am making a change. It has been brought to my attention that my beloved Keystone Light is not made by an American owned brewery. I am shocked and appalled by this. As a true American, and as a candidate for President, I am going to change. In my quest to help this great nation, I am going to stop buying Keystone Light, which is owned by a company in America Jr., (Canada) and start buying and drinking a beer that is made and owned in America. I am going to start drinking and buying beers made from the Pabst Brewing Company. Looks like Old Milwaukee will be my new best friend. Hell, I might even get the Beast Ice!!! I am all about supporting America, and will do my part to help us out.

Now to some other issues I have been asked about. How about Federal Assistance? Well, you can call it what you want, I call it welfare. We need to cut back on the amount of people that are on welfare. Why should good hard working Americans pay for people who are to lazy to get off their asses and do nothing but pump out kids? We shouldn't. I'm not talking about unemployment. People that lose their jobs and actually look for work and want to work are ok. I'm talking about Bertha who lives in a trailer, has 8 kids, and sits on her ass getting fat and goes to the store buying 4 shopping carts full of cheese balls. If you really want to work, then you will. If you want to sit and be lazy and live free off the taxpayers, then shame on you. I know all jobs don't pay the same, and it would be hard to make ends meet with some jobs, but you can always find work. Hell, go be a greeter at K-mart or something. It pays you money, for sitting there and saying, "Hello".

That is my stance on Federal Assistance.

God bless America, and each and everyone of you,

Merry Christmas!!!

Cletus

Gas pricing bullshit!!!!

2008-07-17T17:18:00.002-04:00

HEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!!!

Cletus is busy at the current time, so he told me to handle this issue. As of right now the price per barrel for oil is below $130. First off, about fucking time. Second, why isn't the price at the pump lower? Let me explain. If the price per barrel goes up, by any amount, the price at the pump jumps up almost right away. But in the last 3 days, the price has fell $15 a barrel to below $130, but yet the price at the pump hasn't gone down. Doesn't seem right does it? We are getting fucked in the ass by the oil companies and foreign countries. It's bullshit, straight and simple.

Know what we, (the United States of America) need to do. Find a fuel source that we have an abundance of, that we can use to power vehicles and all of America. Then we go to the countries that have all the oil fields, and blow the shit out of there oil fields. Why you may ask? So that when they come to us for our fuel source, we can charge them outlandish prices for it and all get rich off it, like they are doing with us right now.

That's all for now.

Oh yeah, Cletus for President!!!!!

Fred the Donkey

The issues...

2008-07-11T19:09:00.002-04:00

I will have some of my views on the issues that come up during a presidential election, so you all know where I stand on them for my run for the presidency in 2016.

I got a comment asking about NAFTA. It's simple. Keep everything in house. Instead of shipping our stuff all over the damn place, and importing a bunch of crap, and keep everything here. How much money and jobs and stuff are we losing because of this?...Lots!!! We need to take care of ourselves, (the United States of America), before we bend over backwards helping other countries.

That was easy to answer. Come on people, you can do better than that with questions.

Merry Christmas and God bless you and America!!!

Cletus

Stupid...stupid...stupid!!!

2008-06-30T20:53:00.002-04:00

I don't understand why when a city is in financial trouble, the first thing they cut is the Police and Fire Departments. Why would you cut the people who are supposed to serve and protect you? It's because you greedy dumb fucks would rather cut away public services, which keep us safe and save lives, than personally take a pay cut. How about instead of getting rid of the Police and Firefighters, you ass clowns take a 10 dollar a week pay cut. That's right, 10 dollars a week. Of course it all depends on how big the city is and stuff, but if all city employees took a 10 dollar a week pay cut, you could save money. For example, let's say a city has 100 employee's.(obviously it will depend on how big the city is) So, for one week, you would save, 1000 dollars. Multiply that by 52 weeks, and you have 52,000 dollars saved. The more employees, the more money you save, and you can up it to 20 bucks a week if you need. I don't want to hear, but times are tough right now, I can't afford to give up 10 dollars a week. What are you going to say when your house is on fire, and no one comes to put it out, or you call 911 for the Police and no one comes to help you out. You will probably just bitch and complain and blame it on the economy instead of actually doing something about it.

This will work on a small level. Imagine if we did this for the Federal Government. 10 dollars a week, for how many thousands and thousands for employees.

It's that simple to stop from cutting back on the people who protect us everyday.

VOTE FOR ME IN 2016!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Cletus

I have the POWER!!!

2008-06-15T13:10:00.004-04:00

Actually, I just got power back on Friday sometime. I was without power for 5 days. At least I have city water which made it possible for me to use the crapper and take a shower. It was boring and sucked, but I'm happy now that I have power.

More oil industry news. I heard from my gas source that if we, the United States, should start drilling for oil in a place that has been a hot spot for us for a long time. No, not in Alaska. I don't want to spill all the beans, but it starts with an "A". It shouldn't be to hard to figure out. This is great news. It means that if did, we won't be so depended on foreign oil and should help drive the price down.

On the Presidential campaign front, I have one volunteer for V.P. My one cousin said he would do it. Again, if you are interested in being my Vice President, let me know. I will have my views on the issues coming soon.

Merry Christmas!!!

Your future President of the United States of America,

Cletus

Cletus 4 Prez in 2016!!!

2008-06-06T13:27:00.003-04:00

That's right folks, I'm going to run for President of the United States in 2016. I will be 36 yrs. old then and barely meet the minimum requirements. I'm sick of all the bullshit going on out there with gas prices, people bitching about the war and other things. I just read where some dumb ass from Morgan Stanley said oil could sell for $150 a barrel by July 4th, and with that, the price per barrel jumped $8 today to a new record high. Hey buddy, do us all favor and shut the fuck up. Actually, you know what I heard. I heard from a pretty reliable source, someone who works in the gas industry, that the price per barrel will go down as the summer season kicks into high gear.

I'm serious about this, me for Prez that is. If you want to question me on the issues, go ahead and leave a comment and I will answer them for ya. I promise this will be one hell of a ride!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Cletus

HEEEEHAAAAW!!!!

2008-06-01T10:24:00.000-04:00

MyHotComments Happy B-day you old fucker!!!

Fred the Donkey

28 LOOOOOOONG years!

2008-06-01T09:03:00.001-04:00

Yep, that's right. Cletus is an older man today! But he's still mine, and I'll keep him :-)

Happy Birthday Cletus!

~Peanut

Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!

2008-04-21T17:19:00.001-04:00

Yeah, I said it...FUCK!!! I just felt like getting that off my chest.

Cletus

Fight time!!!

2008-04-03T17:37:00.001-04:00

This saturday I am fighting. I am starting to get really excited about it. Well, nervous and excited at the same time. This could turn out good or bad. I will let you all know how it goes and have pics of my new look!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Cletus

HAPPY ONE YEAR!!!!!

2008-03-10T18:13:00.002-04:00

Happy one year to the bestest girl in the whole world!!!! That's right folks, I have been with the love of my life for a whole year now. Time flies when you have fun. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with her, which I will start doing next May.

I love you Peanut!!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Cletus

Fight Time!!!

2008-03-07T21:01:00.002-05:00

I am fighting April 5th in Tinley Park, Illinois. It is near Chicago. I am going to be fighting in a Muay Thai Kickboxing match. I have been in kickboxing since Oct. of 06'. I am stoked. I was informed today that I officially have an opponent. You can go to www.pureforcemma.com for more details on the event and stuff. If you have any questions you can contact me by using the email addy on my profile here.

Merry Christmas,

Cletus

Well...Well...Well...

2008-01-19T22:38:00.000-05:00

Howdy folks....it's time for the year in review. I found the woman of my dreams, met her, fell in love with her, and got engaged to her. Nothing else compares to that. I did some other stuff, but it won't be on my list of top things that have happened to me.

As for 2008, it's going to start off good. I hopefully will be getting into the ring and fighting. I am stoked about this. I am going to do it and do it for one reason!!!

Merry Christmas and God Bless!!!!

Cletus

Happy New Year!!!!

2007-12-31T10:23:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year everyone!!! Wow, what a year it has been!!! Look for my year in review coming soon. As I will highlight all the big things that I have done and have happen to me this year.

Party safe, God Bless and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Cletus

9 months down and a lifetime to go!!!

2007-12-10T16:15:00.001-05:00

Happy 9 months Peanut!!!! These past 9 months have been the greatest of my life. Thank you so much for being in my life and making me so happy. I love you so much!!!! Oh yeah, thank you for saying "Yes", when I asked you to marry me!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Cletus

CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!!!!

2007-12-01T15:04:00.001-05:00

I love this time of year!!! I hope we get a shit load of snow!!!! I love the lights, the decorations, and the spiked eggnog!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

Cletus

Game Time!!!

2007-11-02T20:11:00.000-04:00

Oh hell fucking yeah baby!!!! It's game time!!! Time for Michigan State to receive their annual ass whoopin!!!! I will be in attendance, with my brother Hoopah, for the U of M/MSU game this saturday in East Lansing. It is going to be a hell of a good time. Beer....College Campus Life.....Beer.....Football.....and more BEER!!!! I don't care if Michigan wins by 1 or 40, as long as they win!!! I will have stories and possibly pictures coming after this one is over.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Cletus

I'm getting married!!!

2007-10-27T10:37:00.000-04:00

Yes folks, that's right, the Trashman is now officially off the market. Sorry ladies, you will have to find some other cut mother fucker to have your wet dreams about. Can you hear that?....the sound off hearts breaking of all the white trash women in trailer parks around the world. I am excited and happy to spend the rest of my life with the best woman in the world. I love you Peanut!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Cletus

Let me clear my throat...

2007-10-10T17:11:00.000-04:00

What in the world are people doing putting out Christmas decorations in stores already? I seen some stuff out back in September. HORSESHIT!!!! They should make it a law that you cannot sell any Christmas decorations until the day after Thanksgiving. Also, if you are going to sell decorations that early, at least tell me MERRY CHRISTMAS, when I come into your store, not Happy Holidays. What holiday you talking about ass fuck, Memorial Day? Fourth of July? It's Christmas, so say it. I am going to make it a point of saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to as many people as I can this year. If you get offended tough shit!!! There wouldn't be any holiday to celebrate if it wasn't for Jesus being born, so shut the fuck up. If you get offended by me saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, then you had better be working on Christmas Day. That's right, if you don't like people saying MERRY CHRISTMAS to you, then you shouldn't celebrate it, and you should be working instead of having it off like everyone else does. If you do that then I will say Happy Holidays to you. Now, I bet you think I am being an asshole and it's just words to say to people to not offend them. Well, FUCK YOU!!! You want to play that game, then fine. I have a very little bit of Indian in me. (Native American for you dumb fucks, not the 7-11 kind) I will take offense to anyone saying Happy Thanksgiving to me. I want you to say Happy Holidays instead. The pain and suffering my people went through because of what the settlers took from them still hurts to this day. And having you say Happy (thanks for all your land, here are a couple casinos) Thanksgiving offends me. I bet you think that it is a stupid reason to be offended. Well it is, and I am not offended by it. So now you see how fucking stupid the people are who get offended by two simple words...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

On a different note....Today is my 7 month anniversary with the greatest girl in the world. I love you Peanut!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

Cletus

Time to rally the troops!!!

2007-09-29T10:18:00.000-04:00

HeeeeeeHaaaaaaw!!!

Slacking? You're kidding me right? Slacking? More like you are to damn lazy to type a few words and entertain your fans. Hell, I have hoofs and I can type!!! Come on now Cletus, get your head out of your ass and do what you did that got you here. Who are you mother fucker? You are CLETUS FUCKING TRASH!!!! Now start acting like it!!!

Fred the Donkey

Slacking...

2007-09-25T17:28:00.000-04:00

I know, I have been slacking in my posting as of late. I will pick it up in the up coming days. Sorry for all of those who have been patiently waiting for me to post something new.

Oh yeah, I LOVE YOU PEANUT!!!

Cletus

Happy Six Months!!!

2007-09-10T15:44:00.000-04:00

That's right folks...Cletus has been dating Peanut for 6 months now. I have never been happier in my life...Ok, when John Elway lifted up the Super Bowl trophy, I was really happy, but this has been so much better than that. I would like to thank you Peanut, for everything you have done for me. Your love and support are so greatly appreciated. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I love you so much!!! I can't wait for the next 6 months, and the next after that, and the next after that...etc.

Cletus

East Lansing here I come...

2007-08-28T16:43:00.000-04:00

Watch out sparty fans, Cletus is invading your campus. That's right folks, I will be going to MSU this saturday for some beer drinking and football watching!!! My brother, Hoopah, and I will be attending their season opener. It's going to be nice weather and a fun time. I can taste the beer already!!!!

Cletus

Thank you Cletus!!

2007-08-10T14:27:00.000-04:00

For 5 great months...can't wait for the rest! :-)

Love you!
~Peanut

Me happy!!!

2007-07-31T16:46:00.000-04:00

I am happier than I have ever been in my life. It is all because of my girlfriend, Peanut. She completes me. She is my everything, and I love it and love her. We have been having some great weekends the last month or so, and have a few more coming up. Thank you Peanut!!!...Love you bunches!!!

25 days and counting...

Cletus

Oh hell yeah!!!

2007-07-18T17:04:00.001-04:00

LONG LIVE THE CHAMP!!!!

4 Great months!!!

2007-07-10T18:14:00.000-04:00

That's right folks, I have been seeing my girlfriend, my beloved Peanut for 4 months now. She is awesome. She is everything I have been looking for in a girl. She is the best thing to have ever happened to me. She is my everything. I love you Peanut!!!!

Cletus

Fuck....

2007-06-25T15:57:00.000-04:00

Fuck...fuck...fuck....fuck....fuck...fuck!!!!!!

Fred the Donkey

New Link....

2007-06-21T15:44:00.000-04:00

Check out the new link I just put up under, well, my links..... over there ------->

It is a link to my sister's site for selling kitchen utensils and other odds and ends.

Party filled weekend...

2007-06-19T17:44:00.000-04:00

I had another fun filled weekend. Friday, Peanut and I worked out, then had some awesome grilled chicken compliments of me, and then went to see Pirates 3. Saturday we had lunch with my parents at Hooters, went to church, and then partied it up with my friends from kickboxing and karate. Damn did we have a good time!!! Sunday was a pure lazy day. I did jack shit, except spend it with the best girl in the world.....Peanut!!!

This upcoming weekend should be good too!!! Saturday I'm going to the Bay City River Roar to see Poison and Ted Nugent with Bergie, Katz, and my brother Hoopah. We might even go to a festival after. Not sure what it is called, but it should be fun.

Cletus

My own worst enemy...

2007-06-12T21:10:00.000-04:00

Yes, I am my own worst enemy. I have a problem, I think to much. Yes, it's true, I think too much. I get in my own way and I don't like the way I feel when I do it. I feel like shit and it's for no reason. Well, there is a reason, and it's from one incident a long time ago. Why that still fucks me up to this day I have no idea. I've talked to people about it, I've prayed to the big guy about it, but it still comes up in my head. I hate myself when I do it. All I can say is that I am doing my best to make sure it doesn't happen, but the road is going to be a long and bumpy one. I just hope I can get past it before it costs me...

Cletus

One final pic...

2007-06-11T17:31:00.000-04:00

Me and Katz, I think after the game...

Another Birthday pic...

2007-06-11T17:29:00.000-04:00

Bergie, Odie, and myself after the game.

Birthday pics...

2007-06-11T17:27:00.000-04:00

Me and the Shot girls!!! Damn those shots were good!!!

Just Jammin!!!

2007-06-05T18:56:00.000-04:00

Graphics & Layouts

If I could remember...

2007-06-05T18:39:00.000-04:00

I wish I could remember all the details of this weekend, especially friday night, which was my birthday. Bergie, Katz, Odie and myself all went to Cleveland to watch the Detroit Tigers play the Indians. Although the Tigers lost, we still had a hell of a good time. We started drinking at about 3 in the afternoon, and stopped somewhere around midnight, I think. All I know is that I had a hell of a good time on my 27th birthday.

The best gift I received was from my girlfriend....thank you Peanut!!!(you know what you got me)

Thanks to all who made this a weekend to remember....sort of....hahahaha

Cletus

Buuuuckaaawwwk!!!

2007-05-30T16:59:00.000-04:00

Graphics & Layouts

Hell yeah I'm from Kinde!!!

2007-05-30T16:53:00.000-04:00

Shrek the 3rd tix......8 dollars
Coupons to buy beer....20 dollars
Teaching Peanut how to polka and being the youngest couple on the dance floor by at least 40 yrs.....PRICELESS!!!

Thanks Peanut for coming with me to the polka dance and for letting me teach you how to polka. I can't wait to go dancing with you again.

2 more days!!!!!!

Cletus

Thanks Cletus!

2007-05-29T12:35:00.000-04:00

First, it's good to be here too! I don't think you'll have to worry about me keeping it 'clean', but I'll try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum though...or maybe not...

Thanks for another great weekend...good food, good people, good times, good Polkas! Thanks for teaching me.

~Peanut

For you...

2007-05-23T11:53:00.000-04:00

I like the way I feel when I'm with you
I just think of you and my days are never blue
People who make fun of us, just don't have a clue
They are just jealous they don't have what we do
I count the hours til we will be together
Know how long I want to be without you???...never
I ask myself,"Could this be it, forever?"
There is no way anyone else could be better
There is no place I would rather be
Than in your arms, holding me
It's gonna happen, you just wait and see
You and I, in the future, being really happy
The birds are happy for us, and starting to sing
Want to know what will keep us apart...nothing
I've written enough, it's time to end this thing
If you'll be my queen, I promise to be your King

Cletus

Fred the Donkey Dancing...

2007-05-17T17:40:00.001-04:00

Graphics & Layouts

The Trashman is back...

2007-05-17T12:56:00.000-04:00

Hi everyone, I'm baaaaack!!! Ok, I know I haven't gone anywhere, but I have not written anything like I used too. I am still seeing the greatest girl in the world. Well, at least for me she is the greatest. I haven't been been happier than I am right now....EVER!!! Now that I know that her or I will not be going anywhere anytime soon, I can go back to being the creative genius I know I am!!!

You think I'm mad, you have no idea
Piss me off, and I'll say C-ya,
I'm here for one thing and one thing only
Just looking for a chick who will fuck me
I'm talking hard, not just sex
I'm still friends with a guy named REX,
back to the topic, that's at hand
I want to get road so hard, I can't stand
Put in it deep and make you cum
Stick it in your mouth and you'll say yum
It'll be hot, like a frying pan
That's right bitch, I'm the mother fucking TRASHMAN!!!

Cletus

Another amazing weekend!!!

2007-05-07T15:29:00.000-04:00

My weekends just keep getting better and better. Friday night my gf, and two of her friends and I, went out to Token Lounge to see Highwater play. I know the lead singer, and trust me, they rock. Saturday I went to Southfield with my gf, to stand in line for 9 and a half hours for an audition for Deal or No Deal. It was totally worth it. Sat. night I went up to Grand Blanc to hang out with my two best friends, Bergie and Katz. We had a hell of a good time. Beer, bitches, and more beer. Katz, u call that chick yet? Sunday my gf cooked dinner for me, (all together now....awwwwww). Thanks to all who made this weekend fucking awesome.

Cletus

Green eyed monsters...

2007-05-02T18:08:00.000-04:00

Hey Cletus, you want to know what is really funny. Green eyed monsters. How they make fun and talk all kind of shit, but yet deep down they are jealous as hell because you are happy. Well, at least I think it is funny.

Heeeeehaaaaw!!!!

Fred the Donkey

Nice guys finish last???

2007-04-19T16:32:00.000-04:00

I thought that for the longest that I would always finish last and never find a good girl. Well, I can now say that Nice guys do finish first. It is all because of the girl I am seeing now. She is wonderful, nice, funny, trusting, LIKES ME, supports me, is there for me, and above all, makes me happy!!! So all you nice guys out there, just have some hope and faith that it will work out. Take it from me, it will work out, and you won't be disappointed. Trust me, I know first hand, and I am not disappointed at all.

Cletus

Wow, just wow...

2007-04-14T20:20:00.000-04:00

For those of you who don't know I have a new girlfriend. She is freaking awesome. She makes me smile and happy, and all that stuff. :) What follows is what she wrote about me on her myspace blog.

I've met the most amazing guy. He's sweet, caring, genuine, honest, thoughtful, good looking, and has a fantastic bod . He has taught me in the last month or so that there is such thing as a 'good guy' left in the world. He's funny, likes to dance, has a good head on his shoulders, knows how to treat a lady...something I am definately not used to...he listens to me, pays attention to me, surprises me, can go out and party it up, or just stay home and watch a movie. He lets me know when he's thinking about me. He makes me feel appreciated and wanted. Whenever I'm with him I feel so safe, like nothing could possibly go wrong, I feel complete. I don't think of anything but him when we're together. There's no need to. I look forward to every chance I get to see him, to feel his hand holding mine, just to feel him holding me. I've met some really great people because of him (I think y'all know who you are). He has also made me realize that I don't say thank you enough. Maybe I'm just not used to having a reason to say it...but THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I hope you know how much I appreciate you, and everything you've done for me. You have shown me a whole different world than what I've seen in the last 6 or 7 years. Every day I pray that these feelings don't go away...

Until I see you again...

All I can say is that I am the luckiest guy on the earth to have found such a sweet and good girl that wants to be part of my life. Thanks again Peanut!!!

Cletus

Bad Day....

2007-04-03T18:35:00.000-04:00

Ever have a real bad day
No matter what, it doesn't go your way
You want to punch someone, but you don't know why
And keep swinging until they die
You know you won't but it would feel great
Just like when you masterbate
After all, it's really fun
When you go home and get your gun
You whip it out and just start dumping
All around, bodies start slumping
No worries, I'm not going mad
I'm just letting you know my day was bad

Cletus

Chicago Rules!!!

2007-04-02T18:16:00.001-04:00

Awesome, just fucking awesome!!! That is how I am describing my weekend. Three things made it awesome. #3....meeting up with my friend from Italy.....#2....watching my kickboxing instructor knock the fuck out of her opponent in 36 seconds in the first round....#1....??????

Overall it was one of the best weekends that I have had in a really really long time. Thanks to all who made it special and fun. We are going to have to do it again soon.

Cletus

Fred's Pages...

2007-03-29T17:24:00.000-04:00

I'm sick and tired of all this shit. First Cletus writes an awesome song,"Mr. Cletus". Then he gets all sappy with that other one. Awwww....how cute....Cletus likes a girl....awwww.....Cletus and ~S, sitting in a bush, all you hear is mush, mush, mush........heeeeeehaaaaaaw!!!!!

Fred the Donkey

My happiness...

2007-03-28T15:57:00.000-04:00

I want to hold you all day long
I really hope you like this song
When I'm with you, the skies are no longer gray
You make me happier and happier with each passing day
You have no idea what you do to me
I do have to thank e-harmony
When I think of you I smile
I just want to see you, if even for a little while
That's all I need from you
and I will never be blue
What can I say,
You take my breath away
When I'm not with you, it's obvious who I miss
You are the source of my happiness

Mr. Cletus...

2007-03-26T15:55:00.000-04:00

When your in trouble, call Mr. Cletus
It'll have your back, just like Jesus
Sniffing pepper will make it sneezus
What's his name, yeah, it's Mr. Cletus

Listen up ladies and listen well
You fuck with me and you'll end up in hell
Yeah that's right and I'm not joking
Put your hand down my pants and start stroking
Oh come on, you know you like me
Put it in your mouth and suck out my pee
I can't wait to pull it out and make a mess
You'll love it, that's what you'll confess
I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong
Who says 4 inches isn't long
Length isn't all that it's worth
All the ladies will tell you, it's all in the girth
Women shout,"Hey, come please us!!!"
That's when I whip him out....Mr. Cletus

When your in trouble, call Mr. Cletus
It'll have your back, just like Jesus
Sniffing pepper will make it sneezus
What's his name, yeah, it's Mr. Cletus

Oh come on, let's have a ball
"He's bragging, then it must be small"
Fuck you, you don't know shit!
You didn't complain when I hit your clit
So go ahead and tell all your friends
I thought you were off all those meds
I dotted your eyes once, and I'll do it two more times
The only thing I'll stick in your ass is a roll of dimes
There you go with your crazy eye
Do us all a favor and go lie,
down in front of a train
and save other guys all that pain
That they would have to endure
when they date a girl that smells like manure
How could you forget the first thing in your puss?
Hahaha, fuck yeah it was Mr. Cletus

When your in trouble, call Mr. Cletus
It'll have your back, just like Jesus
Sniffing pepper will make it sneezus
What's his name, yeah, it's Mr. Cletus

Breaking news...

2007-03-22T16:42:00.000-04:00

I'm happy. I mean really happy. It feels great. Thank you.....you know who you are.

Cletus

Oh yeah, coming soon "Mr. Cletus"

The day after...

2007-03-18T11:26:00.000-04:00

Well, what can I say. We had a blast and a half. We partied our asses off. We got beads and more beads, and drunk, and more drunk. I can't wait to do it again. Thanks for coming down boys and making it a great St. Pat's day.

Cletus

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!!!

2007-03-17T10:35:00.000-04:00

O the luck o the Irish!!! Since I am Irish, and today is my day, I am going to drink. My buddies, Bergie and Katz, are coming down and we are going to tear it up!!! Or at least go down trying. Watch out Detroit, it's drinking time.

Cletus

Fact: The donkey is the only animal that can reproduce while ass fucking.

Busy, Busy, Busy...

2007-03-08T17:32:00.000-05:00

The next couple months are going to be busy for me. At the end of March, I am going to Chicago to watch my kickboxing instructor kick some ass. While in Chicago, I will hopefully meet up with some friends that I met when I was in Italy 3 years ago. On my b-day, JUNE 1, I will be going to Cleveland to watch the Detroit Tigers beat the Indians. I am sure I will do some fun stuff in April and May, and i will post them when they happen. Live it up while you can.

Cletus

A sledding we will go...

2007-02-26T16:46:00.000-05:00

Saturday I went up north a little bit and did some sledding. My cousins have a big sledding hill. I had a freaking blast. Nothing like drinking and sledding. I only wiped out a few times. The tubes we were riding down hauled some ass. I would like to thank my cousins and my other family members who were for a great time.

Ok Katz, how far am I going to have to run on St. Patty's Day?

Cletus

HeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaW!!!!!

2007-02-18T01:31:00.000-05:00

That's right folks. Nothing personal, but...FUCK YOU...FUCK YOU...FUCK YOU....YOU'RE COOL...FUCK YOU.....I'm outta here. That is what I am talking about. The Donkey has spoken. So sayeth the shepard, so sayeth the flock.

Fred the Donkey

Just another day....

2007-02-14T21:54:00.000-05:00

Who cares what the calender says today is. It is just another day in the awesome life of Cletus Trash. But for you sappy asses out there, here is a little V-day poem.

How do I love thee
Let me count the way
I'm so drunk I can't see
You are a fat bitch, go eat some hay

Cletus

Holy fucking good time...

2007-02-10T15:36:00.000-05:00

What a night it was last night!!! You talk about a complete riot. Big props to Sac, Cinci, Goat, and Lichem for making it an awesome time. Oh yeah, the girls that took their clothes off, they were cool too. I can't wait to do that again, but I hope it is not for a little while. I need to rest up and save up some money.

Cletus

Go Big Blue!!!

2007-02-01T21:38:00.000-05:00

Here is my boy, Marlin Jackson. He is a Michigan alumni and will tear it up on sunday. Get down with your bad self son.

Fred the Donkey

Super Bowl Pick....

2007-02-01T17:17:00.000-05:00

HeeeeeHaaaaaw!!!!

It's time for my pick for the super bowl. It is a no brainer. Since I am a donkey, and am related to horses, and a Colt is a horse, I am going to go with the COLTS!!!! It's all about family baby!!! I don't care if they win by a single point, or if they whoop some ass, it's all about the win.

me outta here,

Fred the Donkey

Holy 3000!!!

2007-01-24T19:10:00.000-05:00

Hahahahahaha.......I just hit 3000 hits to my site. So what if it took so fucking long, but I don't care. Things can only get better from here, and trust me, they will.

Long live the Cletus Pages!!!!!

Cletus

Shit will hit the fan!!!

2007-01-18T17:59:00.000-05:00

All of you in the Grand Blanc area, watch out. I am going to be up there this Friday night to drink some beer with my boys, Bergie and Katz. We might even roll up with Essey, so watch out. It will be a good fucking time!!!

Cletus

Duct Tape is like the force. It has its Light Side, its Dark Side and it holds the Universe together.

Lost Love...

2007-01-12T22:47:00.000-05:00

I thought we had something special
But I guess I was wrong
I thought we would last
I treated you so well, and you treated me like shit
How could you do this to me?
I thought you and I were going to be together
I was even going to change, just to be with you
All you did was rip out my heart and not even care
You were the world to me, my better half
I can't believe that I fell for you
But now, all I can say is fuck you
I hate you, yes I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

Yes I am talking to you Grey Goose!!! I can't believe you got me sick and made me feel like shit for two days. You are a joke. I was even going to give up on my old friend BEER for you. Not anymore. It's just you and me from now on BEER. YOU and ME!!!

Cletus

We are fucked up!!!!

2007-01-08T16:17:00.000-05:00

This is a pic from the Deportation Party on sat. night. I love Grey Goose!!!!